Today's Ten Best Short Jokes 1

Do you know what the blanket said to the bed? Or why do birds fly south for the winter, the reason might astonish you? How about the difference between a school teacher and a train?
Well, the answer to those questions and other are part of today's selection of the ten best short jokes that I have collected. hopefully you get a laugh or two. Enjoy
  1. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
    A: A thesaurus.

  2. Q: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
    A: Idaho... Alaska!

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  4. Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
    A: Hi Cliff!

  5. Q: Why is England the wettest country?
    A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

  6. Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
    A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

  7. Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
    A: They CHARGE!

  8. A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

  9. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
    A: Its easier than walking!

  10. Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
    A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says "chew chew chew".

  11. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
    A: Don't worry, I've got you covered!

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