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Short Joke and Long Joke
- Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds. - There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
- Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships - Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
- Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it! - Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet! - "Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
- Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeee. - Hotel Manager: The room is $15.00 a night. But if you make your own bed, it is only $5.00.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Hotel Manager: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood. - Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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