Thursday

Top Bar Jokes

Panda Bar Joke
A Panda Walks Into A Bar..




Today's posting is yet another of our popular short joke series!

The following are all "bar-related" short joke, that will make you laugh, or maybe chuckle or even shake your head..lol!

Best Short Bar Jokes

  1. The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

  2. Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.

  3. A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables.
    The bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything.

  4. A lizard walks into a bar pushing a baby in a stroller. “What’s your kid’s name?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the lizard. “Because he’s my newt.”

  5. A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts.
    Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.
    Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back,
    I’m a panda. Google me!”
    Sure enough,the bartender googles "panda":
    A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring.
    Eats, shoots and leaves.”

  6. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.”
    The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.”

  7. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why, such a long face?.”

  8. This cowboy walks into a bar and orders a beer. His hat is made of brown wrapping paper, his shirt and vest are made of waxed paper, and his chaps, pants, and boots are made of tissue paper. Pretty soon they arrest him for rustling.

  9. So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.

  10. A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under one arm. The man says, “Beer, please, and one for the road.”





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Looking for a laugh of two? Below, we have today's posting of the top 10m best jokes that we found online!

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    Here is today' collection of the top ten favorite jokes of the day!
  1. Little Brian,"The principal is so dumb!"
    Girl, "Do you know who I am?"
    Little Brian, "No..."
    Girl, "I am the principal's daughter!"
    Little Brian, "Do you know who I am?"
    Girl,"No..."
    Little Brian, "Good!" and walks away*

  2. Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.

  3. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
    A: The scientists were brainstorming!

  4. Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
    A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!

  5. On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
    Written just below it "I do not".

  6. When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
    She said "Just gimme something with diamonds."
    That's why I got her a pack of cards.

  7. Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
    A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!

  8. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
    A monkey!

  9. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

  10. Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
    A: Because you dribble on the floor!


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Friday

Can You Find It ? Not That Easy

Can you find the snake in this picture?
Below, there is a Copperhead, (Agkistrodon contortrix) in the image! This snake is a natural expert at camouflage!


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Thursday

Michael Jackson Top 6 Song Quotes #MichaelJackson

  Michael Jackson was one of music's greatest entertainer. He was and is called the "King of Pop",and his contributions to music, dance, and fashion made him a global figure in popular culture for over four decades and will be remembered for years too come.

  We have collected from our previous blog postings, the top six of our favorite Michael Jackson song quotes and our top five favorite Michael Jackson images.

Michael Jackson Top 6 Song Quotes


  1. Michael Jackson song quote 1
    "Every night she walks right into my dreams"

    Michael Jackson Song Quote #1



  2. Michael Jackson song quote 2
    "Starting with the man in the mirror"

    Michael Jackson Song Quote #2

  3. Michael Jackson song quote 3
    "To give someone a piece of your heart"

    Michael Jackson Song Quote #3

  4. Michael Jackson song quote 4
    "People always told me"

    Michael Jackson Song Quote #4

  5. Michael Jackson song quote 5
    "But you are not alone"

    Michael Jackson Song Quote #5

  6. Michael Jackson song quote 6
    "I never felt so in love before"

    Michael Jackson Song Quote #6


MIchael Jackson Top 5 Images

  1. Michael Jackson image 1
    "Michael Jackson Shirtless #1 Image"
  2. Michael Jackson image 1
    "Michael Jackson Dancing #2 Image"
  3. Michael Jackson image 1
    "Michael Jackson Dancing #3 Image"
  4. Michael Jackson image 1
    "Michael Jackson Face #4 Image"
  5. Michael Jackson image 1
    "Michael Jackson Face #5 Image"
  6. More Michal Jackson Images



    Michal Jackson Quiz




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Monday

Sunsets, Sunsets and More Beautiful Sunsets #Sunset

  Since our beautiful sunset image postings are getting a lot of traffic from our regular readers and today's theme is sunsets. So, why not keep them happy and have another image posting that will keep you coming back?

  Lol, seriously, we don't mind posting images! So, on that note, today's posting topic will be about Dragons.We have losted our top seven best dragon wallpapers, sketchs and our favorite dragon video.




    ~~Top Seven Beautiful Breath Taking Sunsets~~


  1. mw2f.blogspot.ca #1 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 1


  2. mw2f.blogspot.ca #2 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 2


  3. mw2f.blogspot.ca #3 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 3


  4. mw2f.blogspot.ca #4 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 4


  5. mw2f.blogspot.ca #5 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 5


  6. mw2f.blogspot.ca #6 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 6


  7. mw2f.blogspot.ca #7 breath taking sunset picture
    Breath Taking Sunset Wallpaper 7



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~~Previously Posted Sunset Images~~

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  1. Beautiful Sunset 1



  2. Beautiful Sunset 2



  3. Beautiful Sunset 3



  4. Beautiful Sunset 4



  5. Beautiful Sunset 5



  6. Beautiful Sunset 6



  7. Beautiful Sunset 7



  8. Beautiful Sunset 8



  9. Beautiful Sunset 9



  10. Beautiful Sunset 10



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Sunday

Dragons, Dragons and More Dragons #dragons

Seems that our image postings are getting a lot of traffic from our regular readers. So, why not keep them happy and have another image posting that will keep you coming back?
Lol, seriously, we don't mind posting images! So, on that note, today's posting topic will be about Dragons.We have losted our top seven best dragon wallpapers, sketchs and our favorite dragon video.

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    ~~Dragon Wallpapers~~
    Top Seven



  1. Dragon Wallpaper 1
    via alphacoders.com


  2. Dragon Wallpaper 2
    via ggpht.com


  3. Dragon Wallpaper 3
    via alphacoders.com


  4. Dragon Wallpaper 4
    via alphacoders.com


  5. Dragon Wallpaper 5
    via wallpapercave.com


  6. Dragon Wallpaper 6
    via ggpht.com


  7. Dragon Wallpaper 7
    via googleusercontent.com


    ~~Dragon Sketches~~
    Top Seven
  1. mw2f.blogspot.ca dragon picture
    Dragon Sketch


  2. mw2f.blogspot.ca dragon picture
    Dragon Sketch 2
    via www.dragoart.com

  3. chinese dragon head clipart black and white
    Angry Dragon Sketch 3
    via clipartfest.com/

  4. chinese dragon head clipart black and white
    Dragon Sketch 4
    via clipartfest.com/

  5. chinese dragon head clipart black and white
    Dragon Sketch 5
    via drawingpencilarts.com/

  6. chinese dragon head clipart black and white
    Baby Dragon Sketch 6
    via drawingpencilarts.com/

  7. chinese dragon head clipart black and white brought to you by myway2fortune.info
    Dragon Sketch 7
    via drawingpencilarts.com/


~~Dragon Video~~

Puff The Magic Dragon Video

Puff The Magic Dragon Lyrics


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