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Here is today's collection of the five best, funny, short and yet dumb blonde jokes! Enjoy, maybe share your favorite short (not height wise) blonde joke in the comment section of the blog. Even share them on Facebook or Twitter!
- A blonde got her first job at the Canadian Museum of Natural History.
One day, a tourist was staring at the dinosaur bones.
One of them asks the blonde, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?”
The blonde replies, “They are 3 million, three days, and six hours old.”
“That’s an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
The blonde answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was three days, and six hours ago.”
- A couple of blondes in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blondes walked in the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
The blonde said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
“Alright. How long do you need them?”
The blonde customer paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.” After awhile, the blonde returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
- When a blonde’s house caught on fire, she called the fire department. The fireman on the phone asked, “Can you tell us how to get there?”
She replied “Duh! Big red truck!”
- A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no” she says, “I’m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor says. “Your finger is broken.”
- Q: Why can't Blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
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