Do you need a little laugh, maybe a stupid joke to make your challenging day seem less stressful? Well, below we have listed todays' short jokes!
- A lady was on trial for beating her husband to death with his own guitars.
"First offender" the judge inquired?
"No" she replied, "First the Gibson, THEN the Fender"
- Little Brian, "Should I get into trouble for something I didn't do"?
Little Brian, "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
- Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: a yardvark!
- Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
- Q: What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
A: A Gummy Bear
- Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his seeing eye dog.
- Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?
- Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
A: "With a bee bee gun."
- Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
A: Clean Jokes!
- Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: "Where’s Popcorn?"
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