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Funny Frog Jokes

A Frog And A Cowboy
A Frog And A Cowboy


Sometimes frogs can be funny. Here is a collection of my favorite frog jokes
  1.   A cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was fixing fences out on the range.

      Three weeks later, a frog walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.

      He took the precious book out of the frog's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"

    "Not really," said the frog. "Your name is written inside the cover."

  2. What do stylish frogs wear? Jumpsuits!



  3. Why are frogs so happy?
    They eat whatever bugs them!

  4. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
    Lilly.

  5. Whats a frogs favorite game?
    It's croak-et!

  6. What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
    A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

  7. What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
    A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

  8. How do frogs die?
    They kermit suicide!

  9. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
    Open toad!

  10. What's a frogs favorite flower?
    A croakus!

  11. How do you make frog legs?
    In a croak pot.

  12. Whats the preferred car of frogs? The Beetle.

  13. What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog? A croakadile.

  14. What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.

  15. What do you call a rich frog?
    A golf blooded amphibian!

  16. What do toads drink?
    Croaka-cola!

  17. What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
    A hoppercraft!

  18. Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
    He was afraid of getting toad!

  19. What do frogs drink?
    Hot croako!

  20. What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad? Star Warts!

  21. What kind of shoes to frogs like?
    Open toad sandals!

  22. Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
    Because he was newt to the area!

  23. Where do frogs keep their treasure?
    In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

  24. Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
    A hot frog!

  25. What is a frogs favorite time?
    Leap Year!

  26. What did the bus driver say to the frog?
    Hop on!

  27. What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
    Unhoppy!

  28. WWhat goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
    Morse toad!

  29. Whats the world weakest animal?
    A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

  30. What kind of pole is short and floppy?
    A tadpole!

  31. What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
    A bunny ribbit.

  32. What happens when two frogs collide?
    They get tongue tied!

  33. What do drunk toads play?
    Hop-scotch

  34. What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog? A jumprope!

  35. Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
    He had his own frog horn!

  36. Where do you get frogs eggs?
    At the spawn shop!

  37. What does a frog say when it sees something great?
    Toadly awesome!

  38. How does a frog win a gold medal?
    In the long jump.

  39. What's a toads favorite candy? Lollihops!

  40. What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel!

  41. How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
    They sit eggsaminations!

  42. What is a frogs favorite time?
    Leap Year!

  43. What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
    Lily!

  44. What do you call a talking frog?
    A quantum leap.




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