Top 10 Short Jokes
- Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
- I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asks. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
- A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
- A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothing special.We just flat out tell them they're gonna die.
- Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?
A. The Tooth Fairy
- Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
- I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
- Q: What belongs to you but others use more?
A: Your name
- Q: What do you call a magician on a plane?
A: A flying sorcerer!
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