Showing posts with label blond jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blond jokes. Show all posts

Monday

Best Short Jokes 9



  1. A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, "Pull over!" The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."

  2. I know some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.

  3. Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
    A: Take me to your weeder.

  4. Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
    A: It's sweeping the nation!

  5. Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
    Brunette: "I don’t know."
    Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"


  6. 10 best short joke,Genie,blonde,BrianMc,myway2fortune.info
    Short Blonde Joke

  7. A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
    The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

  8. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
    A: Never mind, it's over your head!

  9. Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
    USB

  10. Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?
    A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

  11. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it.
    A genie popped out and granted them each one wish.
    The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home.
    The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family.
    The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."



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Saturday

Todays "Blonde" Joke 5!



Walmart Shopper..

A blonde was shopping at WalMart and came across a shiny silver thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos . . . It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."

"Wow", said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!"

So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked?

"Why, that's a thermos . . . It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold",she replied.

Her boss asked, "So, what do you have in it?"

The blond replied, "Two popsicles and some coffee."

Please note that this posting is no way meant to degrade or insult anyone!Its only intention is to make you laugh!

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Thursday

Today's "Blonde" Joke 3



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Blonde and a barking dog!


You might have to think twice about this one....

A blonde hurried into the Emergency Room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

'How did this happen?' the emergency Room doctor asked her.

'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.

'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'

'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest...'

'So then?' asked the doctor.

'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened
I'm not shooting myself in the mouth'


'So then?'

'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.'


Please note that this posting is no way meant to degrade or insult anyone!Its only intention is to make you laugh!

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