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Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? #Joke

Looking for a laugh of two? Below, we have today's posting of the top 10m best jokes that we found online!

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    Here is today' collection of the top ten favorite jokes of the day!

  1. Little Brian,"The principal is so dumb!"
    Girl, "Do you know who I am?"
    Little Brian, "No..."
    Girl, "I am the principal's daughter!"
    Little Brian, "Do you know who I am?"
    Girl,"No..."
    Little Brian, "Good!" and walks away*

  2. Got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane.


  3. Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
    A: The scientists were brainstorming!


  4. Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
    A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!


  5. On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
    Written just below it "I do not".


  6. When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday.
    She said "Just gimme something with diamonds."
    That's why I got her a pack of cards.

  7. Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
    A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!


  8. Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
    A monkey!


  9. "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."


  10. Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
    A: Because you dribble on the floor!



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